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Re:An FBI Hostage Negotiator Buys A Car [audio] by CamperBob2 on Monday December 31, 2012 @12:00AM (#4988445)
I really do think Gandalf has a lot to offer the business community as an astute and personable negotiator.

"Wait, no, I have a better idea, how about this. You sell me the gray Prius for 2.5% under factory invoice with the 2% APR financing we talked about earlier, or I summon the great worm Catyrpelius from his resting place in the Abyss to digest your entrails over a thousand years. What? Sure, I'll wait here while you run it by the sales manager."

Re:An FBI Hostage Negotiator Buys A Car [audio] by rhokstar on Monday December 31, 2012 @12:58PM (#4990092)
I'm imagining this whole scenario in his voice. Golden.
Re:An FBI Hostage Negotiator Buys A Car [audio] by smugengineer69 on Monday December 31, 2012 @12:12AM (#4988474)
I was envisioning exactly this scenario.