That's not really fair. The whole point of OO (at least dynamic dispatch) is that the dispatch system itself can evaluate a type condition, so you can rest a lot of weight on that implicit condition rather than having to write your own. If you have too many conditionals, maybe you aren't using that enough. Likewise, if you have list comprehensions or at least higher level functions like map, reduce, and filter, having too many loops is a little questionable.

If we wanted to program in assembly, we would be programming in assembly.