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Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by dgellow on Saturday September 19, 2026 @06:56AM (#49765408)
“We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price”

https://youtu.be/wYlptbR0Dkw

Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by doughecka on Saturday September 19, 2026 @07:58AM (#49765816)
I read that in his voice.
Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by sklargh on Saturday September 19, 2026 @01:36PM (#49768543)
I give the scene to really junior people as the most realistic depiction of how to survive hammered in a late night high stakes meeting.
Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by divbzero on Saturday September 19, 2026 @11:42AM (#49767469)
“You will never sell anything to any of those people ever again.”