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Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by a11ce on Saturday September 19, 2026 @02:53AM (#49764033)
Yeah, this is pretty much the loophole. They're never actually referred to as futures, but as "private, transferable contracts for the future physical delivery of yellow onions".
Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by mhh__ on Saturday September 19, 2026 @12:58PM (#49768186)
Other than the name of the business