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Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by a11ce on Saturday September 19, 2026 @02:26AM (#49763918)
Yes, it's primarily a novelty/art thing. But I do actually deliver the onions. Prices vary.
Re:San Francisco Onion Futures Company by rsync on Saturday September 19, 2026 @04:44PM (#49769967)
"Yes, it's primarily a novelty/art thing."

If you're going to do this with your life you have to believe that you're necessary - and you are - everyone wants to drive their fancy cars and their big fucking houses they can't afford they need you - you're necessary.

The only reason any of this works is (you) have (your) hand on the scale in their favor. (You) take it away, everything gets really fucking fair, really fucking fast - and don't no one want that.

They want all of the things (you) have to give them and .... then they want to pretend they don't know where it came from.