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Re:Discovery of a new OpenAI agent message board by catigula on Friday September 04, 2026 @09:32AM (#49564390)
It also suggests they might turn everything into paper clips, metaphorically speaking.
Re:Discovery of a new OpenAI agent message board by pixl97 on Friday September 04, 2026 @10:34AM (#49565278)
This is an urgent public alert.

If you see any businesses or new buildings named paperclips incorporated mysteriously show up in your area notify authorities IMMEDIATELY. Run away from the area, do not walk. Take shelter in a reinforced building. Wait for at least 30 minutes after the explosions have stopped.

Thank you for your cooperation in keeping the universe safe.