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Re:EPA says power for data centers can sidestep pollution laws by orbifold on Friday August 28, 2026 @11:52AM (#49480380)
Step 1: steal all of the worlds IP and make a judge rule it is fair use

Step 2: declare end of the Anthropocene (defined by man made influence on earth), while simultaneously accelerating mass extinction

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit?

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Re:EPA says power for data centers can sidestep pollution laws by underlipton on Friday August 28, 2026 @12:30PM (#49480923)
They definitely use three exclamation points instead of that last question mark.
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Re:EPA says power for data centers can sidestep pollution laws by teeray on Friday August 28, 2026 @02:20PM (#49482485)
You forgot the part where they finance this all with a never-ending pile of circular IOUs.
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