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Re:Man gripping his phallus is oldest known narrative scene by marojejian on Saturday August 29, 2026 @04:17PM (#49492986)
This could be a The Onion headline.

But also pretty fascinating, beyond the lowbrow humor.

Found this linked in another HN story: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49448665