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Re:Don't Paste the AI, please by thesuitonym on Thursday August 20, 2026 @09:43AM (#49374492)
If it's an emergency, you should call 911, or your country's equivalent. If that is not appropriate, then it's not an emergency.
Re:Don't Paste the AI, please by majewsky on Thursday August 20, 2026 @10:13AM (#49374855)
> Hello 911, our auth service is down following a malformed config deployment.

"Emergency" is not the same as "emergency services".

Re:Don't Paste the AI, please by thesuitonym on Thursday August 20, 2026 @10:57AM (#49375553)
You're making my point exactly. Auth service being down is not an emergency.
Re:Don't Paste the AI, please by john_strinlai on Thursday August 20, 2026 @10:22AM (#49374991)
as i've gotten older, i've realized that an auth service being down does not fit my definition of emergency.

which is the point the parent commenter was making, if im not mistaken.