Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by DrewADesign on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @06:26PM
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Nice to have:
- graduate degree in ethics from an obscure diploma mill
Strongly Preferred: - Experience in PR
- Crisis Management
- Public Speaking
- Agentic management of *flexible ethics initiatives*
All Candidates Must Have: - 5+ years experience as an executive character in workplace education films, or commensurate experience as a human mannequin.
— Personal aesthetic that could be described as “dork that can afford a personal shopper.”
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by walrus01 on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @05:03PM
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Head of Ethics at Palantir, obviously.
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by felooboolooomba on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @06:14PM
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Head of not too much Ethics at Palantir, minimal really, obviously
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by sillyfluke on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @06:19PM
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Subsequently named Head of Post-Ethics at Palantir.
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by holmb on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @05:25PM
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Possibly Head Master at the Belson Institute of Tethics.
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by walrus01 on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @05:29PM
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Don't forget to put the special LLM trained to eliminate PII leaks in the Gavin Belson signature box.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=gavin+bel...
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by pessimizer on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @06:25PM
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I assume she'll go wherever Nick Clegg is working. Is Tony Blair hiring?
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by pandemic_region on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @05:23PM
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The Trump administration could use a Head of Ethics.
Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by smt88 on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @06:02PM
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There are a lot of government watchdogs, and Trump has been ignoring or dissolving them
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Re:OpenAI's Only Ethicist Reportedly Left Last Month
by outside1234 on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @06:24PM
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Hilarious that this is the thing that gets downvoted
What’s next? Head of ethics for United Healthcare?