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Re:I’m leaving OpenAI to build telepathy by komadori on Wednesday August 05, 2026 @04:43PM (#49188735)
That's easily solved!

The Conduit® Thinkerface® Pro Band will contain a small 90B dense local model that pre-screens your Conduit® NeuroTokens® stream for compliance against the Conduit® Acceptable Usage Policy applicable for your region and subscription tier.

If non-compliance is detected you'll be promptly notified via a small current applied to the Conduit® ThinkRight® Human Training Electrodes embedded within your band. Intensity and duration are dynamically adjusted until compliance is restored.

Even better, because this all happens on-device before your Conduit® NeuroTokens® are sent to the Conduit® NeuroServer®, non-compliant thoughts don't count towards your Conduit® Daily Thinking Allowance or expend credits from your Conduit® Additional Thinking Purchase Plan.

Re:I’m leaving OpenAI to build telepathy by sam-cop-vimes on Wednesday August 05, 2026 @06:28PM (#49189928)
ha ha - how do people write these sort of blog posts in all seriousness. Are they perpetually high?
Re:I’m leaving OpenAI to build telepathy by gpderetta on Thursday August 06, 2026 @08:58AM (#49196046)
realistically, it will be used to beam ads to your brain.