The comments feel so outdated:

'him: Keywords? Variables? ...

me: (Explaining what programming actually is)

him: Oh, I thought I would write something like: "Create football stadium and football players. Start the game when user presses spacebar. Make players have red shirts and white socks."'

They are from 2008 is why. lol

Yes, but usually programming knowledge does not outdate so quickly. Now we actually have prompts, what some people always believed that it always worked like this.