It's truly humbling how much knowledge professionals from different fields have, and how easy it is to fall into a Dunning–Kruger effect trap where a bit of knowledge — extremely extrapolated — would've led me down the path of hubris and guessing so many wrong answers. Thanks all.

One of the best things about this site is how many people there are on here who are way smarter than me, with much deeper domain knowledge.

Or we just reflexively look stuff up.

I think that we all have varying degrees of The Knack [0].

[0]: https://youtu.be/g8vHhgh6oM0?t=50

Though newspapers are printed on some of the lowest quality paper possible, so they're probably suffering from other issues than just dryness.

Like the short lifespan of acid paper. Drying might actually slow down that degradation.