I don't think anyone loves PostScript though...

Don Lancaster did. He used to write programs in Postscript to make figures - he preferred that to using drawing programs.

I think he did that only to impress his hacker friends. ;-)

And because laser printers were often the fastest computer in the office.

The PS version went something like

{honk} ps love if.

You never heard a lot of honks, come to think of it.