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Re:OSS-SEC: 432 Linux kernel CVEs (in less than 32 hours) by goodmythical on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @08:13PM (#49000157)
Wire the script to a pressure sensor in your seat, save-all/update/reboot every time you get out of your chair.

Bonus points for relaunching programs open during initial execution of script.

Re:OSS-SEC: 432 Linux kernel CVEs (in less than 32 hours) by refp on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @08:19PM (#49000195)
perhaps we better add a job to automatically order new IoT devices from amazon too; once a month is probably good enough not to suffer. I think we just invented Upgrades-As-A-Service.. only $50/month for freshly not-yet-known-to-be-b0rked firmware!

are you gonna spot the LLM bill or should I?

Re:OSS-SEC: 432 Linux kernel CVEs (in less than 32 hours) by meltyness on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @08:23PM (#49000220)
... or that the kernel can't be hot reloaded is itself a vulnerability?