True, but in real life I've more than once seen a small Pelican case strapped to a bicycle (long distance touring bikes, people carrying electronics that should stay out of the water). There are some very small and lightweight pelican cases. Not riding it, no... But I've definitely never seen a bird on a bicycle.

Sure you have--on sesame street and a million other books and cartoons.

And this is where we are, a pelican is disputable, but my gun case is indisputable.