John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attacks in Prison

Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by joezydeco on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:17PM (#4884142)

McAfee appeared unresponsive, but when nurses undressed him, he said quite clearly, "please not in front of the press"

You couldn't write stuff this bizarre if you tried.

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by jlgreco on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:30PM (#4884211)

Next he is going to have someone send him a cake with a file baked into it.

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by saddino on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:38PM (#4884270)

Said file will be virus checked before opening, of course.

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by joezydeco on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:33PM (#4884238)

My money is on some kind of Mission Impossible-style escape from the hospital using body doubles.

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by kevinpet on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:49PM (#4884333)

Unfortunately, his body double was arrested in Mexico on a fake North Korean passport. I'm not making this up.

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by jlgreco on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:35PM (#4884251)

The hospital should probably make sure all the air-duct vents are screwed on tightly.

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by numbsafari on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:42PM (#4884298)

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like the plot of an Arrested Development episode?

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Re:John McAfee Rushed to Hospital After Apparent Heart Attac... by cpqq on Thursday December 06, 2012 @05:59PM (#4884359)

Maeby.

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