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Re:Every new car sold in the European Union must include a d... by gogusrl on Wednesday July 08, 2026 @12:59AM (#48827703)
ouf yeah, I agree. I had a lot more to say about this but the ICE checkpoint found my smuggled kinder egg and now they're sending me off to alligator alcatraz.

It's all good anyway, statistically I'm 3 times more likely to die on the way there than those nannied europeans so freedom wins in the end.

Re:Every new car sold in the European Union must include a d... by Invictus0 on Wednesday July 08, 2026 @08:54AM (#48831307)
you're more likely to die from heat exhaustion as well, because you nincompoops still haven't figured out how to cool the air