I don't think you would hire me given the amount of snark in your post and my waning tolerance for it, but if I were to be a "good fit" for your company, I would probably pass on the interview for fear that I might become fodder for your next rant.

Do you suppose you could have generalized this post into a lesson with a little bit of ranting versus a rant with a little bit of lesson?

If I were James, I would feel like crap reading this. What did that gain him in reality and what did it gain you?