I don't know what runs on my phone's Google Translate app, but whatever it is, they are doing an insult to their models by it being so bad. It's amazing at picking up sound if spoken directly into the unit, but if trying to hold any kind of conversation or listen to anything even a little bit far away, it falls completely apart, is good for basically nothing.

This is obviously different than the models most people are discussing here, which are much bigger. But it's damaging the Gemini brand in general, by association, if nothing else.

I’ve long wondered if this was deliberate - only conversations where the participants are overtly using the translator get parsed.