I made my phone slow on purpose

Re:I made my phone slow on purpose by MarcelOlsz on Monday June 01, 2026 @02:04PM (#48360447)

I've combined my scrolling with my smoking to get two birds stoned at once. I'm currently trying to combine working out, scrolling, and smoking, for ultimate productivity.

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Re:I made my phone slow on purpose by p1necone on Monday June 01, 2026 @08:32PM (#48364354)

A phone/tablet hooked up to your brainrot feed of choice and a treadmill that only works when you're walking/running seems like a great idea.

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Re:I made my phone slow on purpose by LAC-Tech on Tuesday June 02, 2026 @12:26AM (#48366047)

You could break into a sprint when rage baited.

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Re:I made my phone slow on purpose by MarcelOlsz on Wednesday June 03, 2026 @06:44AM (#48382269)

How about it only works when I'm smoking?

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Re:I made my phone slow on purpose by mc3301 on Monday June 01, 2026 @08:37PM (#48364388)

Doing curls while curls of smoke rise skywards from the glowing ash, no-hands smoking, cigarette specifically yet casually balanced between two lips. Breathe in, breathe out.

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