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Re:Is coffee a good excuse for a slow application start-up t... by sramsay on Friday November 23, 2012 @10:52PM (#4824473)
I don't know the circumstances, but my first reaction was: Eight minutes?! Eight?! Like, can we use those eight minutes to take all the developers out back and have them shot?"
Re:Is coffee a good excuse for a slow application start-up t... by derleth on Saturday November 24, 2012 @12:21AM (#4824617)
> Eight minutes?! Eight?! Like, can we use those eight minutes to take all the developers out back and have them shot?

And this is how you know the punch card is dead.