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Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by ncrc74 on Thursday May 07, 2026 @03:53PM (#48054036)
You'll never live like Costco people You'll never do what ever Costco people do Never fail like Costco people You'll never watch your life slide out of view And then dance and drink and screw Because there's nothing else to do
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by mrbombastic on Thursday May 07, 2026 @03:59PM (#48054101)
Are you sure you wanna live like costco people?

https://youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0

(I love the Shatner version, sorry!)

Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by jamiecurle on Thursday May 07, 2026 @04:45PM (#48054703)
The entire Has Been album is a great work. I have many of the songs on rotation in my daily playlist. I'm very much looking forward to his heavy metal album which lands in a few months. Obviously also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdUMICxLXhM
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by giantrobot on Thursday May 07, 2026 @03:59PM (#48054102)
In that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by bdjxkhxhskak on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:14PM (#48055146)
Fine.
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by zabzonk on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:08PM (#48055053)
I took her to a supermarket

I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere

So it started there

Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by 205guy on Friday May 08, 2026 @04:27AM (#48060282)
hacker news really needs a best-of page the way craigslist did (sorry, does), just so I can nominate this. Made me discover a great song (and a great cover), with such a wry commentary (the song's and your own comment being spot on for the original drivel). Or like we used to say, you win the internet for today.