Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People
by ncrc74 on Thursday May 07, 2026 @03:53PM
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You'll never live like Costco people
You'll never do what ever Costco people do
Never fail like Costco people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
And then dance and drink and screw
Because there's nothing else to do
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Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People
by mrbombastic on Thursday May 07, 2026 @03:59PM
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Are you sure you wanna live like costco people?
(I love the Shatner version, sorry!)
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People
by jamiecurle on Thursday May 07, 2026 @04:45PM
(#48054703)
The entire Has Been album is a great work. I have many of the songs on rotation in my daily playlist. I'm very much looking forward to his heavy metal album which lands in a few months. Obviously also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdUMICxLXhM
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People
by giantrobot on Thursday May 07, 2026 @03:59PM
(#48054102)
In that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People
by bdjxkhxhskak on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:14PM
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Fine.
I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere
So it started there
hacker news really needs a best-of page the way craigslist did (sorry, does), just so I can nominate this. Made me discover a great song (and a great cover), with such a wry commentary (the song's and your own comment being spot on for the original drivel). Or like we used to say, you win the internet for today.