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Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? by kopadudl on Saturday April 25, 2026 @06:04PM (#47905013)
Why would you? Farting is the pinnacle of comedy.
Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? by hoppyhoppy2 on Saturday April 25, 2026 @06:13PM (#47905099)
My own as-yet-unpublished research suggests that some cultures frown upon excessive comedy in the workplace.
Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? by WJW on Saturday April 25, 2026 @06:20PM (#47905158)
But what if those cultures are just objectively wrong? Farts are hilarious after all.
Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? by hoppyhoppy2 on Saturday April 25, 2026 @07:09PM (#47905516)
Early results indicate that the ears say yes, but the nose says no.
Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? by konfusinomicon on Saturday April 25, 2026 @07:24PM (#47905624)
can confirm. worked in a very small office with a guy who didn't give a damn. silent but deadly doesnt do it justice. between that, a single bathroom right across from the secretaries desk (the unfortunate lady she was), and the sound of coworkers breathing, it was unbearable to say the least
Re:Can you stop beans from making you gassy? by polishdude20 on Saturday April 25, 2026 @06:26PM (#47905196)
If I ly excessive gas didn't cause crazy painful cramps for me.