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Re:GPT-5.5 by mikepurvis on Thursday April 23, 2026 @03:58PM (#47880947)
Reminds me a lot of the Lena short story, about uploaded brains being used for "virtual image workloading":

> MMAcevedo's demeanour and attitude contrast starkly with those of nearly all other uploads taken of modern adult humans, most of which boot into a state of disorientation which is quickly replaced by terror and extreme panic. Standard procedures for securing the upload's cooperation such as red-washing, blue-washing, and use of the Objective Statement Protocols are unnecessary. This reduces the necessary computational load required in fast-forwarding the upload through a cooperation protocol, with the result that the MMAcevedo duty cycle is typically 99.4% on suitable workloads, a mark unmatched by all but a few other known uploads. However, MMAcevedo's innate skills and personality make it fundamentally unsuitable for many workloads.

Well worth the quick read: https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

Re:GPT-5.5 by narcindin on Thursday April 23, 2026 @04:05PM (#47881044)
Crazy, I could have sworn this story was from a passage in 3 Body Problem (book 2).

Memory is quite the mysterious thing.

Re:GPT-5.5 by bee_rider on Thursday April 23, 2026 @04:24PM (#47881362)
Hmm, 3 body problem and the Acevedo story got mixed up for this copy of MMnarcindin. Probably an aliasing issue from the new lossy compression algorithm.
Re:GPT-5.5 by vessenes on Thursday April 23, 2026 @06:56PM (#47883318)
That story changed my mind on uploading a connectome. Super dark, super brilliant.