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Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification by Jamesbeam on Friday April 17, 2026 @09:31AM (#47805751)
It’s conditional cannibalism Sir. That’s a difference.

Oh, AGI can turn everyone into matchsticks, but when I talk about turning humans into tasty sausage the internet goes wild.

It’s obviously sarcasm, just for the neurodivergent talent in here panic buying cannibalism safe bunkers now.

/s

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Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification by alphawhisky on Friday April 17, 2026 @09:34AM (#47805790)
Oh, you're german? Man, here I was worried you had crazy plus guns. Just crazy.

I'm adapted to the American diet, so I'm sure that they'll cover my nutritional needs.

Let's stay on opposite sides of the pond like Godzilla and King Kong.

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Re:US Bill Mandates On-Device Age Verification by Jamesbeam on Friday April 17, 2026 @09:52AM (#47805967)
Jokes on you. I have a Waffenbesitzkarte.

I like you whisky.

That’s a deal I can get behind.

I will send your administration a request to put your statue on top of the Arc de Trump. If they can pay 400 million for a ballroom, they can spend one for a diamond statue of the man that saved a lot of American lives today.

True heroes don’t always wear capes. Sometimes they have butcher knife’s.

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