None of my `op` scripts seem to work. Looks like I can't login to the website either.

I didn't realize `op` was accessing the web service and not a local instance of the app. What is the "integrate with 1Password CLI" option for?

Yeah, the status page confirms this by listing CLI as a separate item from "access to passwords" and indicating it having major outage unlike the latter.

This is destroying me, none of my web browser extensions will talk with the local 1password application. Why the fuck does it need to talk to the internet to talk to my local application? Argh!