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Re:Nothing Ever Happens: Polymarket bot that always buys No ... by thatnerd on Monday April 13, 2026 @12:08PM (#47754155)
I think we've collectively DDoSed it. I'm getting a 504 timeout.

The author [page](https://github.com/sterlingcrispin) is there on github, but I can't even find his full list of his repos to confirm it's still there (I also get a 504 on that).

Re:Nothing Ever Happens: Polymarket bot that always buys No ... by nothinkjustai on Monday April 13, 2026 @12:11PM (#47754195)
GitHub is down yet again. Guess they forgot to tell their AI “make no mistakes” while vibecoding.
Re:Nothing Ever Happens: Polymarket bot that always buys No ... by aprilnya on Monday April 13, 2026 @12:34PM (#47754554)
I was about to say “first Microsoft service to reach zero 9s of uptime”, but then I realized, it’s Microsoft… GitHub is definitely not the first
Re:Nothing Ever Happens: Polymarket bot that always buys No ... by thatnerd on Monday April 13, 2026 @01:03PM (#47754979)
Back up