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Re:Molotov Cocktail Is Hurled at Home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman by bloppe on Friday April 10, 2026 @06:02PM (#47724185)
Maybe this is a silly question, but why can't they just eat cake?
Re:Molotov Cocktail Is Hurled at Home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman by lazyasciiart on Friday April 10, 2026 @06:05PM (#47724207)
If you’re genuinely wondering; it’s because cake is not a nutritionally complete food and will also not cure cancer.
Re:Molotov Cocktail Is Hurled at Home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman by bloppe on Friday April 10, 2026 @06:09PM (#47724260)
I'm pretty sure it's in the cancer-curing section of the new food pyramid