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Re:OpenAI Acquires TBPN by csmiller on Thursday April 02, 2026 @02:03PM (#47617954)
Had to double check this wasn’t a late April Fools joke. Each weird acquisition or product launch feels like an implicit admission that anything like “AGI” is never coming.
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Re:OpenAI Acquires TBPN by throwatdem12311 on Thursday April 02, 2026 @07:16PM (#47621440)
but Jensen said we already achieved it!
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Re:OpenAI Acquires TBPN by MagicMoonlight on Thursday April 02, 2026 @11:30PM (#47622893)
It was never coming. Slopchain markov generators are completely unrelated to AGI. They don’t think, they aren’t capable of ever thinking.

You need something completely different, which they haven’t figured out.

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