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Re:Chuck Norris has died by kelnos on Friday March 20, 2026 @04:36PM (#47460275)
The "slam a revolving door" one was absolutely one of my favorites. Also "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down".
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Re:Chuck Norris has died by zem on Friday March 20, 2026 @06:52PM (#47461844)
I loved "chuck norris had a fight with superman. loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants."
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