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Re:Illinois Introducing Operating System Account Age Bill by BoredomIsFun on Tuesday March 17, 2026 @03:14PM (#47416905)
> Slippery slopes are a logical fallacy. Every single decision moving you down the slope is intentional.

    First they came for the Communists
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a Communist

    Then they came for the Socialists
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a Socialist

    Then they came for the trade unionists
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a trade unionist

    Then they came for the Jews
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a Jew

    Then they came for me
    And there was no one left
    To speak out for me
Re:Illinois Introducing Operating System Account Age Bill by zuminator on Tuesday March 17, 2026 @04:18PM (#47417741)
This poem should be updated for modern sensibilities:

First they came for the Communists

And I was like fuck those Commies

Because I was not a Communist

ditto

ditto

ditto

Then they came for me

And what the fuck bro this is totally not what I voted for

Re:Illinois Introducing Operating System Account Age Bill by BoredomIsFun on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @02:11AM (#47422094)
duh