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Me: "I'd like to report a drunk driver on the Pike. They are driving in both lanes and nearly ran me off the road"
911: "Do you have a description of the vehicle?"
Me: "Crown Vic with state license plate # 9"
911: "Mmhm, we'll get right on that"
/me drives under posted speed limit the rest of the way home to avoid retribution.
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Me: "I'd like to report a drunk driver on the Pike. They are driving in both lanes and nearly ran me off the road"
911: "Do you have a description of the vehicle?"
Me: "Crown Vic with state license plate # 9"
911: "Mmhm, we'll get right on that"
/me drives under posted speed limit the rest of the way home to avoid retribution.