came here from f5 bot - hi I edited this piece! it’s riiight at the tip of outrageous but not totally insane. which as I look at my own coding evolution over the past few months, is increasingly likely even if I’m not there yet. my main realization is that the SDLC is slowwwly breaking down- first with no human coding and people sending in prompt requests than pull requests. once we figure out the ai replacement for reviews, the software logjam breaks.

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