Re:Chimpanzees Are into Crystals
by that_lurker on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @11:15AM
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Have Americans tried giving them crystals
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Re:Chimpanzees Are into Crystals
by indoordin0saur on Thursday March 05, 2026 @11:47AM
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Our scientists know not to give them that sort of power. Who knows what horrors we could see should the lower primates gain clairvoyance or telekinesis.