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Re:Chimpanzees Are into Crystals by that_lurker on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @11:15AM (#47249665)
Have Americans tried giving them crystals
Re:Chimpanzees Are into Crystals by indoordin0saur on Thursday March 05, 2026 @11:47AM (#47263945)
Our scientists know not to give them that sort of power. Who knows what horrors we could see should the lower primates gain clairvoyance or telekinesis.