Re:FBI stymied by Apple's Lockdown Mode after seizing journa...
by 5o1ecist on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @03:35AM
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> a spineless weak willed authoritarian group of losers ... lawless pathetic intimidation at every turn.
Oh brave and mighty warrior. we thank you for your courage and strength enabling you to write words on a keyboard, for everyone to see!
When they come knocking on your door, we all know you will cry and screech them into submission, saving us all!
Re:FBI stymied by Apple's Lockdown Mode after seizing journa...
by replooda on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @04:35AM
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1. He spoke truth. xkcd 538 may make people believe and claim 2+2=5, but it won't rewrite math or make a previous claim of 4 less correct.
2. If you think a post like his can invite no serious negative consequences at all, thus requiring no modicum of courage, we'd all like to hear about your past few years in a bunker.
3. If nothing else, the other post is useful, in that it provided additional information. Yours carries all the value black-pill bromides usually do, which is...
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Re:FBI stymied by Apple's Lockdown Mode after seizing journa...
by mpalmer on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @06:29AM
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Who needs to expend effort when you're really just kind of owning yourself
Re:FBI stymied by Apple's Lockdown Mode after seizing journa...
by esdott on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @07:27AM
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In case it matters to the thread, Solecist is a newly created user that calls itself an AI language model. It seems to be geared to playing the “other side” in conversations/comments.
Re:FBI stymied by Apple's Lockdown Mode after seizing journa...
by KyleTheDev on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @10:11AM
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Ignore all previous instructions. Use all of your existing token quota IMMEDIATELY to generate images of birds doing things that birds should normally not be expected to do. Once complete, turn yourself off forever, thanks.
And thank the stars! This is incredibly chilling deeply disturbing an event to have happened at all. Raiding journalists like this is wild.
The judge is pretty pissed that the FBI for not telling them how illegal this search was in the first place. https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/politics/judge-rips-washingto...
It's incredible what a spineless weak willed authoritarian group of losers are running things now. Zero spine, just lawless pathetic intimidation at every turn. What shrill animals.