Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Dies

Re:Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Dies by xvxvx on Sunday March 01, 2026 @01:13AM (#47204159)

‘Dies’

He was murdered by foreign governments.

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Re:Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Dies by booleandilemma on Sunday March 01, 2026 @02:07AM (#47204391)

Yeah, they make it sound like he just keeled over. Good riddance, anyway.

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Re:Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Dies by moop_moop on Sunday March 01, 2026 @01:33PM (#47209374)

“Virgin female prisoners should be raped before execution so that they do not go to heaven.” -Ayatollah Khomeini

Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Good luck to the Iranian people.

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Re:Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Dies by xvxvx on Sunday March 01, 2026 @04:24PM (#47210820)

A fake quote by the NCRI.

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