Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker container

Re:Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker co... by piloto_ciego on Thursday February 19, 2026 @12:55AM (#47070365)

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and I love it.

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Re:Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker co... by idontwantthis on Thursday February 19, 2026 @01:33AM (#47070596)

So scalable! If you need to execute more functions just scale horizontally!

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Re:Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker co... by a11ce on Thursday February 19, 2026 @02:00AM (#47070779)

It does allow for a pretty clean parallel map builtin...

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Re:Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker co... by embedding-shape on Friday February 20, 2026 @07:45AM (#47087334)

So does Clojure's `pmap` too, no need for functions-as-docker-containers :)

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Re:Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker co... by _boffin_ on Thursday February 19, 2026 @02:02AM (#47070797)

Just my thoughts. Love that people do just because they want to do. Love it.

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Re:Show HN: A Lisp where each function call runs a Docker co... by hsbauauvhabzb on Thursday February 19, 2026 @05:52AM (#47072427)

Not as ridiculous as ephemeral vms for the same purpose

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