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Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by recursive on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:13PM (#47006516)
This new keyboard is revolutionary. It's not just an improvement in the way you will type. It's an entirely new way of expressing yourself.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by alterom on Friday February 13, 2026 @03:58PM (#47007743)
This new keyboard is revolutionary. It's not just an improvement in the way you will type — it's an entirely new way of expressing yourself.

Works better with an em-dash to make it feel more like today's default ChatGPT style.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by tormeh on Friday February 13, 2026 @09:01PM (#47010744)
Do robots wear turtlenecks?
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by alterom on Saturday February 14, 2026 @03:31PM (#47018078)
Dunno, but they surely are weighted a lot to sound like some people who do.

Perhaps it's just a natural case of convergent evolution when the fitness function is bullshit at scale.