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Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by latexr on Friday February 13, 2026 @11:25AM (#47004491)
I mean, this random person added a countdown timer, and after that revealed that when it reaches the end, if Apple hasn’t met some arbitrary demand they’ll leave the platform but probably be back (just in time to spend more money on another device) and that the colour of a phone is enough to get them back.

This is one of the emptiest threats I’ve ever seen. This is about as effective as having a madman inside your house destroying your property with a baseball bat and saying “if you don’t stop smashing my stuff in the next 72 hours, I’ll consider writing mean things about you in my diary”.

No need to get specific. Write a blog post about how the keyboard is broken and say you’re leaving for another platform because of it. It’s not like Apple is going to check when you did it or for how long (or care). The theatrics are unnecessary and laughable, they undermine the whole message. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone inside Apple is sharing this with their colleagues and laughing.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by InsideOutSanta on Friday February 13, 2026 @11:37AM (#47004625)
Another random blog post about the broken iOS keyboard would not get any traction. This is getting traction.

I'm pretty sure the author realized that Tim Apple isn't shaking in his boots, looking at the numbers going down. That's not the point, the point is that it's funny and interesting and thus getting attention.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by latexr on Friday February 13, 2026 @11:56AM (#47004864)
> Another random blog post about the broken iOS keyboard would not get any traction.

Absolute nonsense. Complaints about Apple’s declining software quality get a lot of traction on HN. Here’s another example from today:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46997008

And lookie here, what was submitted within one hour of that post?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46996575

This exact same submission! Which didn’t get any traction then. The traction this is getting has little to do with the quality (or lack thereof) of the post, it’s only popular because it’s another thread where we can air our grievances.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by InsideOutSanta on Friday February 13, 2026 @12:18PM (#47005142)
There are dozens of blog posts about this, and this one is trending on HN.

Anyway, why are you so upset about this? Why are you calling my comment "nonsense" and obsessing over this counter? It's clearly having an effect on you, which was its purpose. Realistically, another post about Apple's borked keyboard should create zero emotional response, yet here we are.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by latexr on Friday February 13, 2026 @12:27PM (#47005255)
I think you’re projecting. How is mentioning a counter once in one comment “obsessing”? I’m glad this post is getting traction, I’m pretty open about my disdain for Apple’s declining software quality and Tim Cook’s management, I welcome posts that shine more light on it.

> Realistically, another post about Apple's borked keyboard should create zero emotional response

Of course that is not true. That is trivial to disprove.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46232528

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by InsideOutSanta on Friday February 13, 2026 @04:17PM (#47007958)
The linked post is from two months ago.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by latexr on Friday February 13, 2026 @04:42PM (#47008226)
There aren’t daily or even weekly submissions about the iOS keyboard being broken. That seems pretty obvious (and understandable).
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by InsideOutSanta on Saturday February 14, 2026 @06:45AM (#47013762)
There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone complained about the iOS keyboard, and blog posts about it got traction. If you want to get a blog post about the same topic to get traction now, you need a hook. The countdown is the hook. That's why I said, "Another random blog post about the broken iOS keyboard wouldn't get any traction."

That's the point of the countdown. When you write that "this is one of the emptiest threats I’ve ever seen", you are completely missing the point of the threat. Everybody knows it's empty. The writer knows it's empty. But it makes the blog post fun and interesting. That's the actual point.

Do you really think the writer thought that Apple would care about one lost iPhone sale?

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by latexr on Sunday February 15, 2026 @04:12AM (#47022260)
> If you want to get a blog post about the same topic to get traction now, you need a hook.

And where’s your proof? I’ve given you links to support my arguments. You, on the other hand, are very adamant about something you’ve shown zero proof of.

> That's the point of the countdown.

You are really obsessing over that countdown, which was a single part of an argument with multiple examples. I don’t even think it’s close to being the weakest part of the threat, but you’re really latching on to it, for some reason.

> The writer knows it's empty. But it makes the blog post fun and interesting. That's the actual point.

You sure seem to like making assertive assumptions about the goals and opinions of strangers.

> Do you really think the writer thought that Apple would care about one lost iPhone sale?

What I really think is this was one of the most uninteresting and unproductive conversations I’ve ever had on this website.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by lolpython on Friday February 13, 2026 @12:56PM (#47005576)
Why so agressive? You're making a conclusion from a tenuous correlation. I upvoted TFA because I've been annoyed with my Apple keyboard and them not fixing it. Not becaue I saw some other post on window resizing. Judging by the other comments here a bunch of people are in the same boat. I've been complaining in my social circle about it and have partially switched to Android as a result.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by latexr on Friday February 13, 2026 @01:26PM (#47005954)
> I upvoted TFA because I've been annoyed with my Apple keyboard and them not fixing it. Not becaue I saw some other post on window resizing.

That’s not what I said. Upvoting one post has nothing to do with upvoting the other. They’re two wholly separate posts, the one thing they have in common is (rightfully) criticising Apple for declining software quality. The point is that this submission isn’t special, as the person I replied to suggested. These types of posts are a dime a dozen (which I approve of, I think Apple should be getting criticised for what they do wrong) and they get traction on HN all the time.

I upvoted this submission too, it’s not wrong. But I agree with the comment up the chain that it makes its point as a pretty weak threat, and that doing so undermines the message.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by lolpython on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:58PM (#47007019)
Ok, it's clear that I misunderstood. Thanks for clarifying.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by rezonant on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:16PM (#47006557)
"Why so aggressive?"

The post you're replying to is hardly being aggressive.

Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by hnlmorg on Friday February 13, 2026 @12:21PM (#47005188)
Is this getting traction? The front page of HN and some meta-debate is a pretty low bar for what I’d consider traction if I were a one of the richest companies on Earth.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by viccis on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:19PM (#47006586)
That's the joke.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi... by DontForgetMe on Friday February 13, 2026 @03:22PM (#47007349)
I also took it as a joke; I'm glad at least one person validated my sense of humour, I was getting a bit worried reading all the replies.

At this point, I assume 90% of complaints about the apple keyboard are either tongue in cheek, explicitly humorous, a detailed, qualitative study with new information, or written by someone who is very new to apple, the internet, and technology in general.

I don't see how else anybody could seriously think 'The apple keyboard is bad, and the world needs to know about it! I'll make my opinion known, and surely that will solve the issue', let alone following it with 'no more Mr Nice Guy: I'm going to threaten Apple, the company, with consequences that will force them to act. It's high time somebody held these mega-corps to account and I'm willing to put myself on the line!'

Like, even if the article was written by the United Nations or the EU, there are very few actual threats they could include that might realistically spur apple to finally sort out the keyboard.

'If Apple don't sort it out, I'm going to fine them 75% of their revenue,' might be logical but seems a little deluded: terrorism or personal violence would be... unadvisable... and 'I'll switch to android' is also comically unthreatening, while also being hugely overplayed and almost always played straight, empty, and uninspired.

Everyone knows the keyboard sucks. Everyone knows that's not going to stop people buying iOS devices. It's the equivalent of 'fast food isn't nutritious but companies pretend it is' - in the year of our lord 2026, a multi paragraph article to that effect can probably be assumed to be numerous, new, surprising, ironic, or insanely naive.

The fact that a realistic, honest assessment of one's probable future purchasing decisions reads as a joke is maybe a little dark, but hey. It's a dark world, and it won't be lightened by yet another 'I'm totally gonna boycott if they don't stop!'