"[...] is a sickly backward scoundrel and a belligerent toe-sucking piece of excrement attached to a dogs posterior."

I sense a pattern. Not filching from the classic quotations, such as " with much to be modest about", then.

Feedback:

-) could see something like this in the form of a smartphone/browser app where users could insert these statements directly to e-mails / short messages / instant messaging (if gold mine, i am glad for a cut ;)

-) maybe additional features like praising someone, etc

(especially as an app it would deliver to little without more features)