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Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by 5o1ecist on Friday February 06, 2026 @12:40PM (#46915795)
The question of how he snuck the anti-biotics into her food remains unanswered!
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by taco_emoji on Friday February 06, 2026 @02:13PM (#46916887)
i just had to go and google this. now that's something i wish i could un-read
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by roryirvine on Friday February 06, 2026 @01:02PM (#46916030)
If that happened, it would be classed as assault in the UK - is it the same in America? And, if so, is Gates likely to be investigated by the police?
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by nradov on Friday February 06, 2026 @02:10PM (#46916849)
Yes, that would be considered a criminal act in most or all US states. Depending on the exact facts of the case it could be prosecuted as fourth-degree assault (misdemeanor), or it could fall under other statutes covering food adulteration or delivery of prescription drugs. I am answering in general terms and have no knowledge of what happened with Gates. A police investigation seems unlikely because so much time has passed (possibly exceeding the statute of limitations) and it would be hard to find admissible evidence.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by SketchySeaBeast on Friday February 06, 2026 @01:59PM (#46916695)
> And, if so, is Gates likely to be investigated by the police?

What a bizarre turn of events that would be if THIS was the thing that got investigated.

Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by throwjefferey on Friday February 06, 2026 @02:31PM (#46917088)
It would be a bit like Al Capone and justice by unusual legal means.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by jMyles on Friday February 06, 2026 @01:08PM (#46916082)
With a bunch of specific exceptions, violence is handled by the states, so it depends on the state in which it occurred. My best guess is that it's some kind of criminal offense in all 50.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by anigbrowl on Friday February 06, 2026 @01:53PM (#46916625)
Isn't use of the internet to facilitate crimes commonly cited as a reason for federal prosecution, on the grounds that all internet communications involve interstate commerce?
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by pfdietz on Friday February 06, 2026 @04:09PM (#46918166)
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by mcherm on Friday February 06, 2026 @02:58PM (#46917389)
No, not that I am aware of. I'm not an expert on the topic, but it is my understanding that the majority of prosecuted crimes involving the Internet in the US are prosecuted in State courts, not Federal.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by anigbrowl on Friday February 06, 2026 @04:36PM (#46918472)
I wouldn't call myself an expert on this topic, but I think you're severely missing the point: virtually any case involving use of the internet can be federalized under the interstate commerce doctrine.

https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/R48764

Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by direwolf20 on Saturday February 07, 2026 @06:54AM (#46923128)
Everything can be federwlized under the interstate commerce doctrine. There was a case where a farmer grew his own plants (wheat, I think) to feed himself and his animals, in contravention of federal quotas. It was ruled the federal government has authority because growing wheat affects the wheat market, even if the wheat is never sold and never leaves the state.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by mulmen on Friday February 06, 2026 @02:15PM (#46916900)
That would be strange because not all Internet communications involve interstate commerce.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by thayne on Friday February 06, 2026 @02:46PM (#46917256)
Just because it is strange doesn't mean it isn't true
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by mulmen on Friday February 06, 2026 @05:39PM (#46919132)
I agree, which is why I said it’s strange instead of saying it isn’t true.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by anigbrowl on Friday February 06, 2026 @04:34PM (#46918450)
They absolutely do, because packets regularly bounce across state boundaries even if I am just sending a message to my next door neighbor. For example, my phone service provider is headquartered in a different state, so using their network to send an SMS message automatically creates an interstate nexus. If a US attorney wants to take over a case for reasons of professional or political advancement the argument is trivially easy to make.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by mulmen on Friday February 06, 2026 @05:39PM (#46919128)
Packets regularly crossing state lines doesn’t mean they always cross state lines.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by anigbrowl on Friday February 06, 2026 @05:50PM (#46919261)
Good luck representing yourself in federal court.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by mulmen on Friday February 06, 2026 @09:00PM (#46920566)
Weird take but ok. I understand the assumptions of the law don't always reflect reality. Why would I defend myself?

You claim that packets always cross state lines because sometimes they cross state lines. That's not a logically consistent statement.

Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by jMyles on Friday February 06, 2026 @04:36PM (#46918466)
From the dissent in Gonzales v. Raich:

> Respondents Diane Monson and Angel Raich use marijuana that has never been bought or sold, that has never crossed state lines, and that has had no demonstrable effect on the national market for marijuana. If Congress can regulate this under the Commerce Clause, then it can regulate virtually anything – and the federal Government is no longer one of limited and enumerated powers.

Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by throwjefferey on Friday February 06, 2026 @05:43PM (#46919164)
Much like the SEC is the meta-regulator par excellence as humorously documented as 'everything is securities fraud' by Matt Levine, the Interstate Commerce clause is the hat from which all rabbits and powers of legislation of the Federal Government gets pulled from nowadays, for what does not touch upon interstate commerce in an economy such as ours?
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by 5o1ecist on Saturday February 07, 2026 @05:19AM (#46922718)
Since none of the rich and powerfull are being investigated or arrested for any of the things written in the EpStein files - please correct me if I'm ill-informed about this - it's really unlikely that would happen.
Re:The time I didn't meet Jeffrey Epstein by hermitcrab on Friday February 06, 2026 @03:01PM (#46917425)
If it happened.