You need to fuppzk the shlyrrtz with the tshapp to yerk the beef with the bai-kal.

sorry but what that means?

Essentially to "tech the tech with the tech so the tech can tech with the tech again, even if the tech has broken down by some unforseen tech interaction/race condition" like in Star-Trek.

Holding it right.

Alternatively:

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Nippel

https://lyricstranslate.com/de/mike-kr%C3%BCger-der-nippel-l...

Also, because it makes for an unexpected really tasty 'pairing':

( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_and_food_pairing )

https://www.jacklinks.com/shop/sweet-hot-beef-jerky

together with:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baikal_(drink)

can you show me the your real pain points that can i solve it by making saas

I'm sorry. For reasons of data-sovereignty and independence, autarky, local first and so on, I'm intrinsically opposed to anything saasy.