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Re:Venezuela's capital hit by explosions, smoke seen by skoinks on Saturday January 03, 2026 @02:08PM (#46480320)
Maduro's VP was just photographed in Orcistan, presumably she is the new neighbor of Assad and Yanukovich. So I wouldn't bet any money on your theory.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/venezuela-vice-presid...

Re:Venezuela's capital hit by explosions, smoke seen by chihuahua on Saturday January 03, 2026 @02:43PM (#46480719)
There should be a sitcom where Assad, Yanukovich, Snowden, and the Venezuelan VP are sharing an apartment in Moscow. In the Christmas episode, Putin shows up and teaches them the true meaning of Christmas.
Re:Venezuela's capital hit by explosions, smoke seen by Izkata on Saturday January 03, 2026 @03:54PM (#46481439)
Re:Venezuela's capital hit by explosions, smoke seen by Der_Einzige on Saturday January 03, 2026 @02:57PM (#46480873)
Make it in a similar style to the death of Stalin and it’ll be 10/10!