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Re:I rebooted my social life by WolfeReader on Thursday January 01, 2026 @06:09PM (#46459215)
No, they all die at 58. It's the darnedest thing.

(Seriously, I have no idea what the actual statistic is that's being misquoted here)

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Re:I rebooted my social life by mmooss on Thursday January 01, 2026 @06:22PM (#46459343)
That's got to really drive up life insurance premiums.
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