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Re:Zynga stock plummets below value of its cash and real estate by theorique on Thursday October 11, 2012 @07:56AM (#4640405)
Not only heartbreaking, it's literally the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of humankind.

If I cried constantly, for the age of the universe, times infinity, it would not be enough to express the sadness I feel.

An infinite number of oceans the size of the Sun would not be enough to capture all our tears.

Re:Zynga stock plummets below value of its cash and real estate by theorique on Thursday October 11, 2012 @10:57AM (#4641032)
Apparently HN readers do not value ironic hyperbole and reductio ad absurdum.
Re:Zynga stock plummets below value of its cash and real estate by tripzilch on Thursday October 11, 2012 @05:57PM (#4643012)
You should see him when someone breaks a nail.