Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised for their treatment

Re:Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised f... by lionkor on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @06:43AM (#46287402)

Orphan crushing machine operator: "If I don't do it, someone else will"

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Re:Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised f... by j-krieger on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @07:03AM (#46287530)

Orphan crushing proponent: "Why should I pay for orphans not to be crushed??"

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Re:Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised f... by fireflash38 on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @08:13AM (#46288094)

There's money to be made on arbitration of orphan crushing! If I don't do it someone else will.

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Re:Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised f... by reactordev on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @08:32AM (#46288285)

Introducing “The Automatic Orphan Crusher 9000” complete with conveyor belt fed chutes and titanium jaws, no orphan can escape! Just place a piece of candy…”

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Re:Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised f... by barbazoo on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @10:23AM (#46289651)

Does it have AI?

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Re:Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised f... by reactordev on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @10:56AM (#46290126)

That would be part of our Orphan Industries plan for managing output of your 9000s on the industrial floor. Sure. Monitor throughput and TTK right there from the app.

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