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What's Next? Clippy Copilot?

I'm sure there's more, but Copilot gave up.

- Microsoft Copilot

- Microsoft Copilot Pro

- Microsoft 365 Copilot

- Microsoft 365 Copilot Chat

- Microsoft Security Copilot

- Microsoft Copilot in Intune

- Microsoft Copilot Studio

- Microsoft Copilot in Edge

- Microsoft Copilot in Windows

- Microsoft Copilot in WhatsApp

- Microsoft Copilot in GroupMe

- GitHub Copilot

( 5 comments | 2 points | on HN )
Re:What's Next? Clippy Copilot? by Rooster61 on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @10:26AM (#46205927)
Plenty of copilots, but clearly no competent captain anywhere to steer the ship at Microsoft.
Re:What's Next? Clippy Copilot? by tacostakohashi on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @12:48PM (#46208033)
Probably not WhatsApp, because Meta have already stuffed their own AI there.

Every product with users is now a merely channel for shoving the vendor's AI down the user's throats.

Re:What's Next? Clippy Copilot? by treetalker on Thursday December 11, 2025 @08:38AM (#46231205)
In the ages of radio, movie theaters, and television, there were comparatively fewer channels of communication through which the masses could be manipulated. AI is the next evolution of the system of control (advertisement and thought-shifting so subtle as to be essentially undetectable) so it must be present on every channel.

Never have the studies of rhetoric and critical thinking been more necessary.

Re:What's Next? Clippy Copilot? by Elfener on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @01:24PM (#46208515)
My favourite thing about the "Copilot" branding is that Microsoft had to rename their existing Xbox feature named "Copilot": https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/account-profile/accessib...

Obviously so no one confuses their slop generator (which they want everyone to know about) with a (probably, I don't have an Xbox) useful feature.

Re:What's Next? Clippy Copilot? by suprnurd on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @04:36PM (#46211022)
Someone already made a Clippy AI Assistant as kind of a joke I think. :) https://github.com/FireCubeStudios/Clippy