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Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by klas_segeljakt on Friday December 05, 2025 @04:43AM (#46159081)
It's downdetectors all the way down
Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by PLenz on Friday December 05, 2025 @07:42AM (#46160510)
The open question is if there is a sufficient number of down detectors where the system becomes turing complete
Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by ineedasername on Friday December 05, 2025 @07:33AM (#46160429)
Hot take: this is a byproduct of monolithic detector ecosystems. We need diversification of detectors. I propose: sidewaysdetector.com
Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by zombot on Friday December 05, 2025 @05:24AM (#46159381)
Is that the same as "All downdetectors are down"?
Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by salviati on Friday December 05, 2025 @06:33AM (#46159907)
People confused by this reference can read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down
Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by wiz21c on Friday December 05, 2025 @06:21AM (#46159821)
no, it's some turtle-ish dialect
Re:Cloudflare Down Again – and DownDetector Is Also Down by andrew_mason1 on Friday December 05, 2025 @01:08PM (#46164954)
correction, it is downdetectors all the way downdetectors