Thank you for making my day.
I've heard of "68 and I'll owe you one", so is 67 about owing you two?
Incidentally, when will you (multiple) come and visit?
It's been too long.
Yup, I guess I am not. Been coding for over 20 years, went through over a dozen different PLs and only Python - the best fucking friend who doesn't sugar coat it, tells you without stuttering - "you suck at this, buddy"
# PEP 9001: Constructive Computing Feedback
## Abstract
This PEP proposes a standardized error message for situations where Python interpreters shall inform the user of insufficient computational competence.
## Specification
When a user attempts to execute Python code that supposedly should work but it doesn't, the interpreter shall emit:
You're suck at computersWow, nearly as long ago as my first kernel module.
Then you ought to be able to figure out how to install one thing then, eh?
Just out of interest, what was it that was causing such a hassle? I expect it's not really relevant now, but it would be interesting to see how hard it would be to fix.
...especially when it's about problems that are universally accepted as not being trivial, and often require entire teams and ecosystems (Docker, Poetry, uv) to solve in scale.
Instead of jamming in thing after thing after thing blindly hoping it's going to work, try reading the error messages and making sense of why it's doing what it's doing.
This is such Gen Z behaviour - it doesn't work first time so throw a strop and fling stuff.